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Running, EXPLETIVES curbed and lukewarm lattes on the penultimate day of the year

Today

A hurried pouring

Ragged entrances, poor SMALL talk and WC crossover

The Fonz, classmates, gigs and just a nice Christmas night all-round

Premature SW8 closure disappoints

'The Programme'

Weird gig, comedy committee, biting cold and the Stockwell Fonz

Blues, snow, a spoiler, patronising World Cup coverage and coffee

Cat and mouse in the back-up café and problematic crackers shortage

Mystique shattered

Derbies, hugs, gigs and a wide-range of left-handed handling

Late nights, fun gig and 'the compliment'

Gigs, running, oh, and some 'small fraud'

World Cup

Minor library fine, rebuilds, runs, gigs and thumbs-up gestures

Apologies

Gig, scans, vertigo and coffee

A lack of milk, rocky tables and an unwanted conversation

Raisins-shortage concerns and awkward encounters over coffee

The ever-changing date of birth, inflexible necks, the 'tomato years' and mouth-breathing

Iced water in November, stray table hair, rebuilding and shrapnel-link

No sleep, more gong hell, no pills

Don't fear the milk (or the Gong)

Gong Hell, workman uses my loo, suspicious notebook stain explained

When Shorts Were Short S3 E02 - David Hunt

Gongs, boiler down and the man that loves money too much

'Harold', ghoulish anniversary, radiator bleeding, celery

Mostly-decent handshakes, dessert overindulgence, floral tributes and garish shoes

Back-up café keeps Saturday lethargy at arm's length

NEW When Shorts Were Short S3 E01 Tim Vickery

Long cuts, the Barking Café Door, oldest building boarded up and long toenails in a lift

Anecdotes, stage names and unusual door audio

Daniel Ruiz Tizon @ Backyard Comedy - Exclusive to paid subscribers

Coffee, serial throat clearer, faulty PC and a smooth exchange

Train journey from hell, 1953 and booster lethargy

Breakages, mispronunciations and a deal on sprouts

Zips, high necklines, old photos and coffee

Burnt jumpers, Dr Moreau, ladybird season and nostril flares

Series 3 of When Shorts Were Short is out

Open-mouthed mastication, bus stop homeless, Zappa tufts and soup analysis

Yin and Yang Tuesday, piano fantasy, quivering jaw of '89 and PC blowout

No Bucket Lists Here

Monday blues, erratic lattes, unnecessary WC audio and rain

82 Togs, Triple D, bruising gig aftermath, amputee faux pas and Dixons '95

In the words of peak-era Bucks Fizz, it's just 'one of those nights'

Loud talkers, fruit flies on tall glass outer rim, split socks and Early Man clothes transition

Shower shrinkage, London's worst bus, fissures, Hotmail Barber and more

Poor grasp of biomechanics and the winter 2021 self-wedgie

eBay, ridiculous bus journeys and misjudged SMALL talk

Acid Jazz, double denim and useful nostril flares

Vigorous showering as winter closes in, coffee, bad musical tastes and gigs

Oh Boba, Boba, Boba

Still 'Danny'...

Hand gel supplies, irregular tables, lazy small dogs and more

Electrics Hibernation, lifelines and more

Monday

50mg - 25mg = ?

One of modern literature's great characters, coffee, train cancellations, no-shorts and more.

HOT coffee, too-heavy spoon and suspicious shin moment during run

'Cortado', back-up café 'demands', sandpaper and uncomplimentary sobriquets

A pharmaceutical make-believe cushion I’ve created for myself?

Handshakes, bus morons, misintroductions and an 'unlucky' shirt?

EXTROVERT audience members, shoelaces and behind the mask rehearsing

Good news, a curious maybe-real funeral recalled and nutrition

Top knots, disembodied voices and too much napping

Building, slowly

'88, quality SMALL talk, funsize fruit, £35 and Nectar Points

Sweating, incomplete greetings and more gigs

Cheap sun cream, coffee, tiny running shorts and Long Life milk

A tale of two gigs

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is (no longer) Available

Blue skies, poseurs, and making the right calls

The gig, the insomnia and the on-road bananas

The Importance of the ‘Hello’

The numerous barriers standing between me and having a pet

The Cork Board