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2023

When Shorts Were Short S3 - E05

Rinse. Repeat. Rinse. Repeat.

The possibly deceased

The unintended double-break

24

Tarzan Yell in Piccadilly

Blue October

Acknowledging THE inconvenience is progress

The evening that wasn't

Monday

25 Sept

Gigs

The clay court analogy

Thurs 7 Sept - Forest Hill gig

'Toby Knew'

The end of the summer than never was

Exclusive to paying subscribers - Ep #415 of 'This is NOT a podcast' (3 May 2023)

The story of Richard's

The no-sleep, the gigs and the non-gigs

Train cancellations, '91 recalled, battling the block and more

Was it a creak? Was it a scratch?

Exclusive to paying subscribers - Ep #414 of 'This is NOT a podcast' (1 May 2023)

Where art thou Summer?

427 - This is NOT a podcast

Please Don't Hug Me

Exclusive to paying subscribers - Ep #413 of 'This is NOT a podcast' (30th April 2023)

426 - This is NOT a podcast

The Pallid Ones

Tonight, 5 July - Appearing at Comedy Under Siege

425 - This is NOT a podcast

Comedy gig dates

Mr Cheeky's Comedy Colosseum - Brighton, Sunday 9 July

424 - This is NOT a podcast

Another regular goes up to the café in the sky

423 - This is NOT a podcast

June gigs

Insomnia worsens

422 - This is NOT a podcast

Café promiscuity

Latest gig news

Second latte difficulty

Exclusive to paying subscribers - Ep #412 of 'This is NOT a podcast'

Gig news

421 - This is NOT a podcast

Chuckle Deli Comedy

420 - This is NOT a podcast

Wanted - writing mojo

419 - This is NOT a podcast

Latest gigs

418 - This is NOT a podcast

“My dog’s sister is like David Bowie"

Handwash recognition, at last

417 - This is NOT a podcast

Butterflies and corduroy

Leggy, guano strike narrowly avoided in park run, loud masticator

#416 - This is NOT a podcast

Exclusive to paying subscribers - Ep #411 of 'This is NOT a podcast'

Run, aunt vetoes clipper work on uncle, coffee

#415 - This is NOT a podcast

Too many pillows, Veteran Betty Boo and not a fish fan

#414 - This is NOT a podcast

#413 - This is NOT a podcast

#412 - This is NOT a podcast

Park mud (you hope), SMALL talk versatility, libraries addiction

#411 - This is NOT a podcast

Milky, a look exchanged, rain and more

#410 This is NOT a podcast

An anecdote falls flat, musicals, man buns do battle

#409

The 'crouch' and a (half) name exchange

#408

Dominant Pillar, awkward Spanish ham and back-up café Bizarro World Me sees me putting out my bins

#407

#406

#405

Staff stroke dogs, running and a froth helmet

#404

Separate mealtimes

#403

#402

Compliment withheld for strategic reasons

Blue skies, Big Hair and Gorilla-Audio

401

Porridge switch, ICE CREAM CHALLENGE, dogs in the back-up café

Standalone 'tache complimented, running, live radio love and more

Subbuteo '92, different-sized steaks and the importance of routine

Limited facial expressions, cricket jumpers and suspiciously coloured Chestnut hair

Join me on Notes

Strong gusts, Botox Lips and a plastered Russian

Sleeplessly Sweary

'Sanboories'

'Shout-Outs'

Clarity comes in the mud

'Rapprochement'

NoMeatNoMeatNoMeatNoMeatNoMeatNoMeatNoMeatNoMeat

Flute Man

AWOL handwash, original paternal nose and erratic tall glass handling

Dreams

Offer declined, Dog paws at counter (Ugh), run triggers blue-sky thinking and bran flakes phase

Grief run-through, creative obstacles and 42 v 41

Like weeds emerging through concrete

Dodgy windows, muddy runs, dogs in parks and celebrating a great 80s mullet

Handwash still AWOL, Long Goodbye, and when a scratch becomes a pick

How is it still only Wednesday?

Tuesday PM

Man sings Gary Glitter song aloud in Lidhell Frozen Food section

Rain, cerebriform patterns and dimples

Routine (always) needed

Clearouts, medleys, green, 'affable', wild boar and great women's hairstyles

'EXTROVERT Don' creates coffee-compliment pressure, tipping and clocks go forward

The Hat, BOUFFANTS buffeted in the winds, anticipated grief and moments that will be missed

Half-hearted SMALL talk, late night RMD action, Jeremy Brett - King of the Holmes and physio (coffee ordering) gestures

Chair ('Please Take'), Difficult Conversations, Hygiene Fail and the ongoing fruitless Vermicelli Search

Own it

New staff, centaur-off, dungarees and in-café dog stroking

Tuesday a.m

Running, digital detox, gigs, Star Wars Football transfer window and books

Wellbeing, a throbbing knee and a sleepless night

The small moments are the big ones

Friday PM

Knees, Nectar Points and Tipping (or not)

Purple Bags

Dreams, buggies, loose shoe laces

Thursday

Return to the back-up café, absent segues, running, weird keyboards

That was Tuesday

Up to date gig list

Monday 22:06hrs

The story behind the saucerless tall glass

Thursday

Postscript

Tall glass placement, inclement weather and new material

That was the weekend

Pro comedy gig - full video

GP succession and understudies, '94 and an awkward interaction

Cold Snap (again), Holmes and outdated suits

Sunday 26 Feb

Saturday 25 Feb

Broadstairs

Monday

Gigs 21 - 26 Feb

Decision Time

January weather stalks February

Scarf knots, suspicious audio, Batman 428 and post-handshake cupping

It's all about the timing

Problematic coffee orders, app deleted and assuming responsibility for communal hallway post-run mud

Stetsons and parks in a dream

Double Denim still AWOL

Fonts, lizard tongue and too-long dialogue

The Three 'D's'

Pointy beards, boxing and working through the blues

2023 Stand Up Comedy Gig List

An easy decision

Blue Blue Blue

Sunday Blues bleed into Monday

Recovery, unwelcome visitor, short run, coffee and creativity

Whoosh